Monday, April 30, 2007

American Express Centurion Card - Once you go Black...

In the words of my father: “To be successful, you have to visualize success now”. No other picture does this better than the one left.

My Branding Communications lecturer told us that to him the BMW brand symbolizes “Going Places” and Mercedes symbolizes… “You’ve arrived”. Granted it was 2003 and she had not seen the new2006 X5! (But that is another future posting). Nothing symbolizes “You’ve arrived” better than the black Centurion Card from American Express.

So, when I visualize success, I see myself do what so many celebrities like to do: Whip it out to stun unexpected onlookers. Only the top 10,000 American Express clients could qualify for all the associated benefits of the card:

No predetermined spending limit
Airport Club Access – At airlines like Delta, Continental, Virgin Atlantic, and US Airways. And includes one night free at a Mandarin Oriental Hotel.
A VIP Concierge Service at hotels, airports and spas.

The card could literally be used to buy your new Rolls Royce at the swipe of the card. Retailers would swoon at the mere sight of it and they will let you date their daughter just to get you to use in abundance at their shop. Celebrities loves to flaunt it, executives makes damn sure their friends at the country club sees it and the ladies loves to tell their mothers that their man has got one… It actually buys the approval of you mother-in-law.

5 comments:

MisterBlack said...

For anyone who is not eligible for the Centurion black card, I’d be willing to make a deal to list you as an additional cardholder. I’ve listed the terms of the deal here:

http://blackcardforum.com/index.php?topic=71.0

Basically I’m eligible for the Centurion Card (at least for the next month) and the deal is that you pay the setup and ongoing annual fees for both of us. And you promise to pay your bill on time. My email is mediasolutionschennai@gmail.com.

No freaks or timewasters please!

Anonymous said...

For anyone who is not eligible for the Centurion black card, I’d be willing to make a deal to get the card and list you as an additional cardholder.

Basically I’m eligible for the Centurion Card and the deal is that you pay the setup and ongoing annual fees for both of us. And you promise to pay your bill on time. My email is mediasolutionschennai@gmail.com.

No freaks or timewasters please!

Anonymous said...

Much better deal for people who don't qualify.

I can get you a working AMEX centurion card (black card) with your name on it. Yes the real titanium black Amex that Kanye calls the African American Express. It comes straight from Amex with the beautiful welcome kit that was 2 leather binders and papers and sometimes even a free Amex Versace wallet - in black of course. Don't miss out on the chance of a lifetime. It is $1000 for an inactive card with your name on it or $1500 for an active card with your current amex information (or visa/mastercard or discover) on it that you can swipe and pay for things with. Don't miss out on this oppurtunity - lots of benefits included such as free hotel upgrades (got 2br villa at wynn when I booked a regular room with view), free comps (manager at MGM comped half of our bill along with upgrade to suite and we didn't even have to gamble!), lots of respect and attention, airport lounge access, cut lines in Hollywood, and finally pick up ladies. It'll be the greatest purchase you've ever made. Everyone who is someone has one. Basically you will get a working black amex for a one time fee.

supraspeeda@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

I would be interested. PLease let me know.
scottandcarrie@att.net.

Anonymous said...

I'm amazed at how much you love the junk food the advertising industry (and worse, "Hollywood") has shoved down your throat. Be warned it makes you a fat and ugly person.
Is getting an AMEX Black really the pinnacle of your life's success? That's a damn shame.
Try being a better person...that should impress your future mother-in-law a bit more than a metal credit card.

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